Local football team cheating scandal
by Anastasia McInerney
Publication: AnkhMorpork Times
Unseen University Academicals club President Mustrum Ridcully accused rival Ankh Morpork United of cheating at the team’s annual awards last night at The Mended Drum pub.
Ridcully said Ankh Morpork United members were ingesting “function-augmentation chemicals” to cheat in the final match.