drink driving, Ankh-Morpork
The Ankh-Morpork Times
August 10, 2015
Morpork MP caught drink driving
An Ankh-Morpork Parliament member was arrested for drink-driving in a tax payer funded car yesterday.
City Watch arrested the 57-year-old who awaits his court hearing next week, following his release from bail.
Police Constable Fred Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch said the behaviour was “unacceptable”.
“We’re sick of drink-drivers,” said PC Colon.
Tweet #1: Morpork MP gets picked up by booze-bus
Tweet #2: Borrowed car, brothels and booze for Morpork MP